dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
