whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
