His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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