two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds