I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.