Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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