dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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