Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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