do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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