wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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