please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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