On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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