at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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