Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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