If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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