You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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