like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Text me some of your sweat
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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