her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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