Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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