I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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