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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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