My room smells like vodka and shame
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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