He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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