your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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