We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
