No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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