Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
