Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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