this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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