help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Randomize
