what if I'm pregnant?
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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