I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I forget how to act sober
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