I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
