Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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