Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
