i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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