Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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