does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Pants are for mortals
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Randomize
