gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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