I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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