I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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