she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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