Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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