This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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