I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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