dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I currently don't understand fingers.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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