I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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