So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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