If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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