I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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