right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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