the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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