the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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